I am finding out a lot about pet peeves people have. They are little things mostly, things you wouldn't think people hate but then when they are confronted with the subject they lose it! Sometimes if you are in the right company and you say just the right thing you can cause a forehead vein to absolutely pop in the person you are talking to. Sometimes it can be simply mentioning a sports team, driving through a certain state, dancing, reality shows or people who don't take care of carts at the grocery store.
Recently I posted something on my facebook status about putting your carts back. I was surprised at how seriously people take this simple task and some of the emotions that were attached to it, I recently heard a friend of mine lose his mind on how much he hates the act of dancing and I have another friend who hates anything and all things involving actress/model Andie MacDowell. I myself can get pretty rabid whenever I am confronted with a conversation involving the NY Yankees. I think people look at us when we are in these states of pure ballistic hate and disgust and think we are crazy but in truth i think we are more sane than those calm people who say: "Why are you wasting your time and energy on being so upset about this stupid stuff?"
Here's the world that I live in, I live in a world where I like to go off about the little things, I like to release the valve on things like "Why Snooki has a book deal" or "Why does Rob Schneider continue to get movie roles?" and why do radio stations still feel the need to play "Takin'Care of Business" and why "Born to be wild" is played as a comedic device in a movie everytime an old person gets on a motorcycle. I have to lose my mind on these things because there is a lot of real pain in the world, and a lot of things that piss me off and if I didn't release humorously on some of the less offensive things the things that really blow my mind would make me explode.
So if you read this I want you think of something little that really just bakes your cookies and then think of something that just makes you sad and worry about the future of mankind and then go off about the lesser thing and I think you will feel better overall.
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